You know what happens when you're 23?
The first question that comes to other people's mind when they see you is "So when are you getting married?"
Tip: Tomorrow is always the best answer.

You know what other things happen when you're 23?
You forget where you parked your car. Spend half an hour blindly looking for it, while fighting with your pounding headache and burning a few calories along the way.

You know what's great about being 23?
You get to see the true meaning of "a friend in need is a friend indeed".